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June 29, 2010
More and more companies are requiring job applicants to already have a job. What do you think?

"Makes sense to me. At my all-you-can-eat restaurant, we require you to show up full."

"As the head of a company myself, yes, I'd prefer that applicants already have jobs. Either that, or no work experience, an Ivy League diploma, and an entitled, overly confident attitude."

"And here I thought the trouble was me being a disabled, sixty-year-old black man."
Workers in BMW's auto plants in Germany make twice as much as US workers in BMW plants who make $15 an hour. Oh and by the way German workers get 35 days of vacation AND decent healthcare.
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